On my birthday I do all the things I want and none of the things I don't™.-Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Do we REALLY need an explanation for this on our birthday?? Just in case, our Classic T-Shirt says it all-”On my birthday I do all the things I want and none of the things I don't™.”; sounds pretty straight forward, but just in case the message is NOT clear, this Classic T-Shirt conveys that you choose to enjoy all the simple or extravagant pleasures on your birthday, while reserving judgement on other obligations on that day. Happy birthday!!

Order one in time for your special day.

Be sure to order an extra as a gift!!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Please use the chart below to find your correct size for a Classic T-Shirt.

Size guide