I'm not unemployed, I'm on unpaid pre-retirement™.-Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Want to start your morning off with a good laugh?? Well, this Premium T-Shirt is for you!! It’s a real-life saying for those times when you may be in that “in-between” state in life of working (or not working but still trying), yet anticipating “quitting time.” You don’t give up. You keep going!! Our "I'm not unemployed. I'm on unpaid pre-retirement™ Premium T-Shirt is a witty and relatable companion for you as you navigate the transitional phase between work and retirement or for those times when you wish you were!!

With its clever phrase, this Premium T-Shirt is the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your daily routine, while allowing you to pair it with your favorite pair of pants, skirt, shorts or leggings. Featuring a minimalist yet eye-catching design, this Premium T-Shirt proudly displays the phrase "I'm not unemployed. I'm on unpaid pre-retirement™" in black and red lettering on a bright white background. It serves as a playful reminder that retirement is just around the corner, or if not, will soon be and you're embracing this phase with a lighthearted perspective.

Designed with both style and comfort in mind, you will enjoy taking time to relax and enjoy your pre-retirement moments. Whether you're gifting it to yourself or a fellow pre-retiree, our "I'm not unemployed. I'm on unpaid pre-retirement™."-Premium T-Shirt is a fantastic way to celebrate this unique phase of life. It's also a great conversation starter and a fun addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the humor and anticipation of pre-retirement with our delightful Premium T-Shirt. Order your "I'm not unemployed. I'm on unpaid pre-retirement™" Premium T-Shirt today and let everyone know that you're approaching retirement, or waiting patiently for it, with a smile.

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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