On my birthday I do all the things I want and none of the things I don't™.

Shop our encouraging, humorous & inspirational "On my birthday I do all the things I want and none of the things I don't™." collection. Do we REALLY need an explanation for this on our birthday?? Just in case, this collection says it all-”On my birthday I do all the things I want and none of the things I don't™.”; sounds pretty straight forward, but just in case the message is NOT clear, this collection conveys that you choose to enjoy all the simple or extravagant pleasures on your birthday, while reserving judgement on other obligations on that day. Happy birthday!! Order one in time for your special day. Our collection includes our Hoodie, Crewneck Sweatshirt, Tote with Choice of Color Handle-Black, Red, Yellow, Eco Tote, Unisex Premium and Classic T-Shirts, and our Mugs in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes for ultimate comfort and fashion. Perfect for any occasion. Be sure to order an extra as a gift.